Wednesday, June 13, 2012

趣味笑话

今天我在面子书看到一个笑话,相信所有马来西亚华人都能明白。

蛋十粒(Tan Sri)

像往常一樣,大声公來到KOPITIAM,坐在往常位子,提高嗓子:「咖啡烏一杯,麵包一粒 搽 Butter,Kaya 」.

這時大声公看到有位"大粒人物"坐在隣桌,為了要炫耀認識這位"大粒人物",
提高嗓子向他打招呼:「Hello..TAN SRI MICHEAL CHENG」...

稍後又有位"大粒人物"走進KOPITIAM,大声公又要炫耀認識這位"大粒人物"
提高嗓子向他打招呼:「Hello..DATO SRI ALBERT TAN」...

幾分鐘,侍者捧來咖啡烏一杯,麵包一粒與一盤二十粒煎"荷包蛋"放在大声公桌上,
大声公錯愕的說:「我沒叫"荷包蛋"!」
侍者說:「老板!剛才我明明聽到你叫"蛋十粒毎个煎"(Tan Sri Micheal Cheng),
然後再叫"拿多十粒荷包蛋"(Dato Sri Albert Tan)

Tan Sri, Dato Seri 是马来西亚人被受封的称号

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